Friday, September 4, 2009


Senator George Allen, Bill Dean and Attorney General and the Republican candidate for the Governor of Virginia, Bob McDonnell were looking fabulous in the Great Room at the Dodge Mansion. Bill Dean really stood out in his Zegna windowpane jacket and shirt. Looking good guys!

We are all into covering up but this lady has taken it to the extreme. On a hot summer day, she is wearing a long-sleeve, oversized, quilted, burgundy top over a dowdy black skirt. The length of the skirt and the long top is not figure flattering. This is a definite DON'T!

Pantyhose in the summertime is never a good idea. In particular, white pantyhose with open toed shoes is an especially bad idea. Rule #1- Pantyhose should NOT be worn with open toed shoes. Rule #2- Black pantyhose with a white polka dotted skirt and tan pumps is a definite no no. Someone call the fashion police! There are two arrests that need to be made!

Floral patterns were all the rage this summer however, this gigantic sunflower patterned dress is definitely NOT what the fashion designers had in mind. Unfortunately, the pattern on the dress is not its only problem. This silhouette wouldn't flatter anyone's figure. To top it off, she is wearing pantyhose with open toed shoes. Do we need to say more?

Men, this is a major fashion blunder. If you're not going on a hike, hiking boots never go with noticeable socks and shorts. If you have outgrown your shirt, there are several charitable organizations that will take it off of your hands. Tucking it in does not disguise the fact that it is still too small.

Spotted! A real life Stewart at Cafe Milano! Michael J. Stewart, Esq. Now that's a fashion statement?

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